is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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