She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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