I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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