This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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