He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I will be naked everywhere
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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