Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This baby is an asshole
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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