if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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