i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
are you so shy because you have an std?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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