She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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