it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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