Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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