$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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