Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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