AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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