Small penises have feelings too.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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