all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
