I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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