Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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