hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
whose parrot is this?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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