ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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