just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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