Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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