Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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