Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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