Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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