Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You're a disaster
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