OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just had sex on a roof
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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