i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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