its not stalking. its research.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I think i got beer on your cat.
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