I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
