So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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