I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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