i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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