theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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