Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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