The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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