new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
bring money and cleavage
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
How naked do you want me to be?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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