i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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