how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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