and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
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Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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