he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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