I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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