Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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