hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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