He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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