Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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