I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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