I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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