Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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