I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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