You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
