I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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