I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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