just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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