Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
