I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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