you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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