But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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