we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
